August 2012
3 tags
Me: Can I use your computer?
Mom: Of coruse you can. Well, unless you're going to look at porn.
Me: Yes, mom, I'm going to be looking at porn. Right here, in the living room, on your computer.
/wtf
thneed-ler:
DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY
“I’M GONNA PUT MY NOODLE IN YOUR “DOWN THERE” AND WE’RE GONNA WHOA, CHUCK. WE’RE...”
– tumblr user tavdos on the topic of Mike ‘No Cussing’ Chilton (via radiumshine)
July 2012
giggling-at-crime-scenes:
I’d like a pocket Martin. I think he’d make a very good pet. He’s smaller than me, so it gives me a great sense of importance.
Conclusion:
BENEDICT SHIPS JOHNLOCK IN REAL LIFE
dorkstrider:
welcome to my blog try not to slip in all the gay
SEALS JAWN. SEALS.
the-sascrotch:
someones fat? doesn’t ruin the cosplay. someones black? doesn’t ruin the cosplay. not completely 100% accurate? still doesn’t ruin the cosplay.
you want to know what ruins cosplays? bad wigs.
